awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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