you suck at this game today
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me