I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
my god I love twenty year old dicks