It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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