People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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