Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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