Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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