I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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