found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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