just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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