U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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