Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Randomize
