tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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