Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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