Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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