If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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