Kiss
Puke
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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