so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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