she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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