she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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