Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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