I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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