so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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