He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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