Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She needs sedatives and a leash
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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