Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
