That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We left an ass print on the piano.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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