I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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