He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
