these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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