If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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