used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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