There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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