i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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