you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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