i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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