He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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