I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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