i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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