I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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