So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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