is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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