That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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