white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
handjob tips. give me some.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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