No, you can still breathe under the balls.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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