dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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