so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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