Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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