ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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