I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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