"it" just moved
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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