He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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