i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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