Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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