gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
