nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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