I'm laying in your front yard are you home
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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